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A woman
clutching a mobile phone goes over to the secretary's
tent at a dressage competition. She asks the event
secretary "I know that I not due to ride my dressage
test for another couple of hours on my horse, but could
I do my test a bit earlier? I've just heard that my
husband has been rushed to hospital with a suspected
heart attack"
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horse walked into the Ice Cream shop. “I’ll have a
chocolate ice cream cone,” the horse said. The Ice Cream
Man, John, gave the horse the cone. The horse, having a
$10 bill in his wallet, gave the money to John. Since
John thought the horse wouldn’t know a thing about
money, he gave the horse one dollar back. “Thanks for
coming,” John said to the horse. “We don’t get that many
horses around here!” The horse replied, “Well, it’s no
wonder for $9 a cone |
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I had a
near death experience that has changed me forever. The
other day I went horseback riding. Everything was going
fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. I
tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown off.
Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot
gets caught in the stirrup. When this happened, I fell
head first to the ground. My head continued to bounce
harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down. Just
as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the
Wal-Mart
manager came and unplugged it. Thank Goodness for
heroes! |
